When hairstylists attack: Fired Hair Artist comes back to work wielding two machetes

Jersey City's own Albenis Pieters-Rosa was let go from his job at a Greenville beauty salon last night. Tough break, the economy blows. Instead of going to the unemployment office Pieters-Rosa swore revenge on the brother and sister who owned the salon. True to his word Pieters-Rosa showed up outside the salon this morning waving two machetes all Indiana Jones style and demanding the brother and sister come out so he could kill them. Well, being intelligent beings who enjoy life, they declined his kind offer to come outside and meet their ends and called police. Pieters-Rosa got bored and walked home with his machetes where he was arrested by Jersey City's finest and charged with making terroristic threats, weapons offenses and resisting arrest.

Rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper, and locked doors beat machetes. It's a law of physics.