Alex, I'll take remedial kidnapping for $200

The answer is: These three remedial Jersey City kidnappers were caught standing around waiting for their victim to come out of the house when police arrived.

Alex, who are Johncarlos Drouet, Joseph L. Caruso and the victim's girlfriend, Nancy Carrion?

That's right, you control the board go again...

Kidnapping, it's no joke really but the kidnappers in this story are soooooo very very dim we had to point them out. Let's set the stage. The victim was babysitting Carrion's 4 year old son Saturday around 9pm. Carrion entered her place around 9 with the other two remedials. Drouet allegedly sucker punched the victim and he dropped. After he dropped he was set upon by the three who punched and kicked him while he was prone. Carrion was so incensed by some supposed DVD's the babysitter had of hers she was planning on using a hammer on the victim until she was stopped by one of the other kidnappers. That's right, this is where the kidnapping part comes in.

After they had stripped the victim and stolen his phone and money he was told to get into Caruso's pickup. The three men then drove to the victim's apartment in Elizabeth. They let him go inside his apartment with SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS NOT TO CALL THE POLICE OR THEY WOULD BE ANGRY. So the victim went inside and promptly called 911 and Droulet and Caruso were waiting right outside wrapped up almost in a big Christmas bow for Elizabeth police.

How stupid of a kidnapper are you if you let the victim head inside their home alone while you wait outside? A remedial one is our best guess.

Carrion, Droulet and Caruso have all been charged with aggravated assault, robbery and kidnapping charges while Droulet and Caruso apparently also had drugs on them when pinched outside the victim's home.