If one really wants to get people singing a pointless song with pointless lyrics that are simply fun to sing, let's turn to Liz Phair (with Material Issue) and her cover of the Saturday morning TeeVee show 'The Banana Splits' a show Johnny watched as a kid. It was like an acid trip to a furry convention every Saturday morning with mini bikes and rock music.
Hippie Furries. Let that sink in. Every animal smells like patchouli and weed. You can get high on fumes just scritching.
Getting us off on a happy note, take it away Liz Phair, tra la la, la la la la...