How come they don't have this ride out at Newark Liberty International Airport?

A carnival ride like this wouldn't cost too much to set up. People would love this ride waiting for their loved ones to fly in from Fiji. Sip a cocktail, go on the jet exhaust ride, it's a great time to be a family!

Of course they'd probably want to make the concrete barriers this young lady says hi to into something stuffed with straw or marshmallows or cooked oatmeal for insurance purposes.