Dying has never been so darned much fun!

Imagine this. Your cremated remains blasting off into low orbit where your living friends can actually track you zipping around for a few months on an iPhone app before you burst into an intergalactic spire of flame upon re-entry. How much fun would that be?

Well sure there's the dead part but come on, don't let that get in the way of a good time. A Gloomy Gus never has any fun. A company called Elysium Space will send your cremated remains into orbit for the low low price of $1,990 and zero cents. At that price you can't afford not to buy. Maybe you know, whoops, your space coffin goes a little cattywumpus and picks off an NSA satellite. You'd be doing us all one last favor.

If Casper the Friendly Ghost were alive today he'd approve of this we're pretty sure.

Escalator malfunction at Exchange Place PATH stop this morning injures 6

And when you hop on over to NJ.com to watch the clip you can see how people would be hurt. A very full up elevator it looks like suddenly started going down causing quite a pileup down below. But, it's the video you wanna see so here is the link.

We're sure a top man or woman is on the situation but could this backup have been from storm damage? A lot of electronics we're told could go cattywumpus from the saltwater. Exchange Place was certainly flooded. Time will tell friends.