Here's the traditional Thanksgiving Massacree, with the four-part harmony

Safe travels out there today, tonight and tomorrow

Try and make your trip Owen free.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Best weekend of the year, for Johnny's money. Four days (and let's now count Wednesday night as a party night) to eat and watch sports and go to movies and see friends and family. It's the traditions that count and Johnny is all about tradition on Thanksgiving.

As always, on Thanksgiving morning a little ditty about Stockbridge Massachusetts, where the dump is closed today.

Happy Thanksgiving from our little family to yours!

This truly American holiday and all that goes with it lifts Johnny up. A little soul searching and humility in giving thanks before eating like a T-Rex seems so, so, warm and familiar.

Johnny would like to give thanks to all of you who come here and read whatever Johnny has to say and putting up with him. Y'all are the best! Thanks.
Jersey City Desk file photo

Happy Thanksgiving to all our readers!

From Johnny, Zoltron, Kiki and a cast of thousands, we'd like to wish all our readers (or if you just stopped by) a happy and hearty Thanksgiving.

As our special gift to you today here it is in all its glory (don't worry it'll be over by the time the Lions kickoff), the complete massacree in four part harmony....with feeling:

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at the Jersey City Desk!

You know we're sincere when you see the exclamation point ya know. Enjoy the day with family and friends and see if you can't work Samoset into your discussion today. You'll sound like your grade school education wasn't just spent eating paste. Try and give thanks for something important today and not just that Aunt Donna brought extra pies. If you were trying to track this American classic down search no more, gather the family round for 'Turkey Carols' and SING!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at the Jersey City Desk

Johnny and all the interns and news bullpen hangers-on wish you a wonderful Thanksgiving. Enjoy your day and safe travels.

Could you hurry up eating and clearing the table? Christmas is at the front door and eager to start...

Happy Thanksgiving!

Tell us what you're thankful for in between bars of Alice's Restaurant...

Happy Thanksgiving

A FULL day in New York City with friends has Johnny all happied up and the Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings at Chat n Chew was fantastic. When Johnny gives an endorsement, he means it, he doesn't throw them around for this very reason.

A couple shots from this morning's Macy's Parade with the view from W 51st and 7th Avenue