What kind of a jackass steals an owl?

Really, what kind of goober would break into an bird rehabilitation center and steal an owl? One we hope is caught and kicked in the ass.

The Raptor Trust in Long Hill was broken into (actually cut into) and one of the many birds they are rehabbing, an Eastern Screech Owl, who was injured and is unable to fly, was stolen. Raptor Trust senior veterinary technician Cathy Malok said "I just hope the people who took him realize that this is the best place for him and that they bring him back safe."

The center has 80 aviaries. It rehabilitates about 3,500 birds and hosts 50,000 human visitors each year.

If you have any information on this theft please contact the Raptor Trust or the Morris County police.

Dear coughing and hacking jackass on the PATH back to Jersey last Saturday night

So Johnny does the polite and right thing and makes sure his wife, mother and father in law have seats while he stands coming back from 33rd. Some Thimble headed gherkin is coughing and horking without covering his mouth or even trying to protect the general public. Well guess what fartknocker, now I have your disease. Show some class man, show you care about somebody else. Next time you're sleeping with the rats at 23rd St. Johnny thinks the track rats at 23rd St. are the biggest on the PATH line.