Somebody help a Johnny out

Johnny is all about these painted black and white cats and kitteh paws everywhere but can someone help out if you know and help Johnny know what it's all about Alfie?

Thanks in advance.

While police were distracted over at 8th and Dale a chicken pot pie ran away

Now we have no idea what city this lol nugget is from but it seems someone who lives at or near the corner of 8th and Dale is snowed in. While the city was busy answering (or apparently NOT answering) the call for city services at 8th and Dale, a chicken pot pie -- no make that a Swanson chicken pot pie -- ran east on Clay St.

Well played Swanson chicken pot pie, well played.