Out to Ocean County we go where a company was just pinched for a ton of steel

Yug, jeeze Johnny, for a second there we thought you said a TON of steel.

It was citizens, a ton of steel has been stolen from an unnamed company in Ocean County. According to police there:

Peters said the cut steel, weighing more than 2,000 pounds, was stolen sometime over the weekend. The steel, in loose pieces, was in a secure fenced storage area behind the undisclosed business. The thieves apparently forced open the gate and loaded the steel into a large vehicle, possibly a pick-up truck, he said.

"Hey Kenny let's go lift a ton of steel off of some poor guy tonight. I know where there's a ton of steel left unattended." You just wonder how that thought process begins.