Thursday is science day

Today science fans we have a fabulous video of a third grade weather project that will have you enraptured by the video. That's right, a third grade project with a camera, a GPS tracker and a parachute falling from 89,000 feet!

Why are you still here? Go.

No respect, no respect at all you know?

Rodney Dangerfield would have appreciated Johnny's life tonight. Watching a show on black holes Johnny tried to explain to his wife that gravity in black holes can bend light and even change time. She asked how that was possible. Johnny explained to her suppose two people are born on the exact same day at the exact same time on the 50th floor of the World Trade Center. That day one goes to live at the top of the building and the other goes to live at the bottom. Should they die at the exact same time on the same day the person who lived on the ground floor their entire life would be milliseconds younger than the one who lived their life in the penthouse.

Why? Gravity slows time closer to said gravity.

She told him he had an empty Diet Snapple box that needed to go out to recycling.

No respect at all...

Quick question for the sciency types

Because a quick question is all Johnny has time for today. How the fuck to bugs get inside lightbulbs? Not the outer housing or protective cover but IN the lightbulb.

We'll hang up and listen to your answer.

Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with THOMAS DOLBY!

SCIENCE!

Thomas Dolby with 'She Blinded Me with Science' to get things rolling.