Y'arrrr Hoboken, you smell like a kettle of fish...

If it's September 19th it's "Talk Like a Pirate Day"! So tie the kids to the yardarm and and get down to your local tavern and have the tavern wench pour you a frosty mug of ale.

But go back and untie the kids later.

It's talk like a pirate day you scabbard dogs

Try not to smell like a kettle of fish you bilge rats or we'll tie you to the yardarm.

Arrrrrrgh you scurvy dogs, tis September 19 which here be 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'

Lessen ya wanna be tied to the yardarm or get 20 lashes with the cat o' nine tails, ya best be doing your best pirate imitations today.

Yarrrrr Hoboken, ya smell like a kettle of fish...