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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer

Today is the day Johnny had circled on his calendar a while ago and it is with a heavy heart today he gets to see Pee Wee Herman on Broadway. The heavy heart is the fact that Ms. Trixie Action Space Punk couldn't get into town because of this snowstorm we apparently had. Yes, Johnny and Trixie might well have had a part in the Pee Wee' Big Adventure movie as walk-ons. Yes, they MAY have. So it is with excitement and a touch of melancholy Johnny goes to see one of the funniest comics and sharpest wits ever to grace the silver screen, the teevee and the stage.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Hey Bayonne, Let's get ready to Rumblllllllllle

Goodness, the Hell's Angels are in the midst of a dust up in Bayonne. There was a fight outside of a Hell's Angels bar, or 'biker club' in Bayonne on Friday Afternoon. It seems some of the bikers got out of their office 9-5 suit and tie jobs a little early and hit the Rye Whiskey Bar at Broadway and 12th Street around 5:30 pm.

An outsider Hell's Angels group known at the Eastsiders tried to run down a local Hell's Angels member and a scuffle ensued. Of course the big bad bikers took off once Bayonne police arrived on the scene but police kept an eye on the joint after rumors began to surface that out of town Hell's Angels were on their way to Bayonne to exact a little revenge.

That rumor turned out not to be a rumor at all as around 8 pm a dozen Hell's Angels with New York license plates rolled into Bayonne and up to the bar. Eyewitnesses say the New York bikers went inside the bar for about an hour and then left without incident. No doubt they did a few tequila shots and shot some mini hoops and loaded up on potato skins.

The Hell's Angels pretty much know to stay out of Jersey City, they're simply not tough enough to handle matters themselves here without bringing in some serious backup. Jersey City ain't no Altamont concert that's for sure. We run bikers out on a rail. The ONLY bikers welcome in Jersey City are local police motorcycles in parades and the local chapter of the Satan's Helpers.

Yes, Johnny said the Satan's Helpers.