Late night open thread

It's the Saturday night Scoreboard Show!

Florida State 31
Notre Dame 27
Touchdown Jesus must have had his remote control on another channel while Notre Dame had to retry their final chance

Alabama 59
Texas A&M 0
This one got so bad former A&M QB Johnny Manziel Tweeted during the game "Make it stop"

Michigan State 56
Indiana 17
Scary to think how good Michigan State could be if they held the throttle down for 4 quarters. Oh look, Michigan next weekend in East Lansing

Ohio State 56
Rutgers 17
Mama said there'd be days like this...

Ohio 23
Akron 20
Akron's Andrew Pratt never thought he'd ever be associated with the Jersey City Desk. That was before he fumbled late to allow Ohio a late field goal to win. Note to Andrew, Johnny checks almost every game score and, he like Santa Claus, know if you've been naughty or nice

Western Michigan 26
Bowling Green 14
In the shadows of I-75, along a stretch of highway that looks a lot like Truman Capote's description of the high plains of western Kansas in his book In Cold Blood, the Kalamazoo 11 smacked the Falcons of BGSU

Lehigh 31
Cornell 14
Lehigh's first win of the year. Sad times on South Mountain

South Florida 38
Tulsa 30
South Florida scored 17 points in the 4th quarter to make Tulsa look like girliemen (What, it's Saturday night)

Northern Arizona 21
Portland State 17
It was bound to happen sooner or later. In a game being played in America's great northwest a Bigfoot ran on the field and delayed the game for a few minutes until he ran off into the woods

Princeton 27
Brown 16
Johnny did watch a few minutes of this game today. Princeton has a goddamned BOOK on the logo on their field. Do you see a book anywhere on the field at Alabama? How about Georgia? Ever seen a book on the field at Ohio State? Princeton needs to work on that branding thing if they want to get in that playoff one day

The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Northern Michigan 33
Wayne St. 30

On the shores of Lake Superior, in fact so close to Lake Superior you can walk outside and piss and hit it, if it weren't freezing in mid-air, the Wildcats won their first game of the year. The Pride of the Upper Peninsula, the NMU Band got to send everyone off into the arctic days that are October in Marquette Michigan, where it's light 3 hours a day, home with a smile on their faces. Johnny gets a great big lump in his throat ever time he hears this one

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