You kids, you don't do this

This is not clever, funny, sporting, or amusing. Cheating is never acceptable, this is beyond the pale. While he didn't throw the ball, Atletico Madrid manager Diego Simeone got the punishment since nobody would own up. He got a red card on general principle which could bring about a two-game ban at a critical time in their season. Screengrabber has us covered.

Now THIS is some soccer news; David Villa is headed to NYC FC

Johnny's fave-o-rite player and Spain's all-time leading international scorer, David Villa is headed to NYCFC according to a report on ESPN. David Villa played this last season with La Liga champions Atletico Madrid after playing the previous three seasons at FC Barcelona and scoring in the Champion's League Final against Manchester United in Barca's 3-1 victory in London in 2011.

El Guaje (The Kid) is known as a striker with an amazing nose for the net from any angle from any distance. He led the Wold Cup in goals in 2010 as Spain won the whole thing. Mr. Villa, show us what fans can expect: