Put on your slickers and rubbers out there Jersey City

Oh it's a mess. No flood watches or warnings but his is an awful lot of water coming down and being blown onshore.

On the good side, this wind is really pushing the rain and it finally came in the right direction so as to wash away a stupid bird poop stain on an upper window Johnny couldn't access that had been there for a while. Nice going wind!

One minute you're cleaning bird poop off your car, the next you're taking a brick to the melon

Dateline: Jersey City. A man walked into the East District cop shop bleeding from his forehead and nose saying he'd been assaulted by a former co-worker by a brick Monday. The victim whose name wasn't released said he was cleaning bird shat off of his car when he was approached by former co-worker Jason Scala. You know the routine, words were exchanged and then allegedly Scala went all brick on the victim. Scala was charged with aggravated assault and weapons possession. The victim was treated at the Jersey City Medical Center and released.

What kind of world are we living in when a man can't clean pigeon leavings off of his whip in peace?