We'd be remiss for not sharing such a fail

Everyone's least favorite Canadian singer, (no not Anne Murray) Justin Bieber jumped out of his limo yesterday outside Madison Square Garden and luckily he had his skateboard with him (Either that or he's become goddamned Bill Kilgore in Apocalypse Now who took his surfboard everywhere with him) since the Biebs wanted to do some skateboarding down some steps. We're not going to bore you with him trying again and again and again to get his trick right. Here's the only part you the discerning Jersey City Desk viewer wanna see:

Hey ah, Justin, looks like you forgot something.

Saturday morning cartoons

Well, one cartoon. Let's learn along about olden times Canada, when people sucked maple syrup out of trees just to stay alive, and the birth of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police with history buffs Peabody and Sherman. Sherman would die if left to his own devices.