We'd be remiss for not sharing such a fail

Everyone's least favorite Canadian singer, (no not Anne Murray) Justin Bieber jumped out of his limo yesterday outside Madison Square Garden and luckily he had his skateboard with him (Either that or he's become goddamned Bill Kilgore in Apocalypse Now who took his surfboard everywhere with him) since the Biebs wanted to do some skateboarding down some steps. We're not going to bore you with him trying again and again and again to get his trick right. Here's the only part you the discerning Jersey City Desk viewer wanna see:

Hey ah, Justin, looks like you forgot something.

Jersey City Desk EXCLUSIVE! Justin Bieber being arrested on scene!

How does our news crew do it? They're the best aren't they?

This botched Bieber show sure raises questions about the Newark Bears ownership

And yes Danielle Dronet, we mean you (well since you're the owner). So far when questioned about this supposed pie-in-the-sky concert, you hung up on a reporter. Do you know who you really need to contact? Did you contact the right person? Bieber's people all say no and that no deal EVER existed.

You can go on and on about fraudulent representation by saying things like:

"The Newark Bears and The Newark Bears That Care Foundation are investigating a situation regarding fraudulent representation of Justin Bieber, who has no part of any potential related fraudulent activity."

Again, did you know the right person to contact before posting on your website he'd be there? Was it simply to drum up interest in the event itself? Ms. Dronet a lot of questions need to be answered here. When things like this happen people wonder about the management team actually running the Newark Bears. Do promotions and events get cancelled during the baseball season? Is there a long term plan in place to make the Bears successful? The Bears have a magnificent ballpark that is in a safe area that's easy to get to. Yet it's just not working attendance-wise. When very public snafu's like this Bieber thing rear their ugly head questions do get asked of management.  Mixed messages much Ms. Dronet?

YOUR post in the comments section of the The Star-Ledger:

1st... Justin Bieber WILL honor his agreement. Additional evidence and verification will be released tomorrow.

Will he? Sounds like you then said he wouldn't because of fraudulent management. And about that, unless the article is wrong you said you wired money to Luna Bay Productions to land Bieber. A 5 minute Google search shows Luna Bay and Rene Lujan to be a Mission Hill California company, home-based, that sells magnets and types of postcards.

So, which is it? Did you send money to the right people? Did you ever really talk to Bieber's people? Did you do it to scare up interest in the event? 

Well, we're waiting...

Is the talentless human scream machine Justin Bieber coming to Bears Stadium in Newark?

Johnny was reading an article in the Star-Ledger and was truly amazed at how badly Columbus Day can screw up communications, as supposedly concert promoters and the like observe Columbus Day like they are a goddamned bank or the post office, but we digress.

As part of a Halloween event, Bieber would sing at the Stadium of Screams event at Bears & Eagles Riverfront Stadium on Oct. 28 — the Sunday before Halloween.

Here's where things get confused:

Bears owner Danielle Dronet had signed a contract with SkyIsland Productions, a California management company that offered to deliver Justin Bieber to the banks of the Passaic. 

However, those close to Bieber say no such event is planned:

Reached through e-mail, Bieber’s longtime publicist Melissa Victor called the show announcement "pure fiction."

Tickets have not yet been made available but in their press release the Bears have offered chances to win seats to the event.

In comments left on the Star-Ledger website Dronet guaranteed Bieber would appear:

"Justin Bieber WILL honor his agreement. Additional evidence and verification will be released tomorrow." -- Danielle Dronet  Newark Bears Owner/CEO/GM

So folks we'll see today who is right and maybe find out why concert promoting doesn't work well on Columbus Day. Til then all the pre-teen girls in Essex County will have to hope against hope that their talentless little talisman keeps their spooky date.