Daylight Savings Time starts tonight at 2AM

So set your clocks ahead one hour at 2am and deprive yourself of an hour sleep because FARMERS!

Set your clocks ahead two hours if you really want to make a great impression at work Monday.

Set your clocks ahead one hour tonight at 2 AM

Daylight Savings time begins tonight at 2 am. Set clocks forward and according to the battery lobby change the batteries in your smoke alarms, handheld gaming systems and adult accoutrements. After you make sure you are on time tomorrow for your fire and brimstone churchin', on Monday be on the lookout for sleepy drivers. One of Johnny's favorite reads, the journal Sleep Medicine, says there is an increase in auto accidents the Monday morning after Daylight Savings Time kicks in.

Might we suggest an extra helping?