The giant cat head from outer space is back and doing damage in Hoboken

Several Fuho residents were awakened early this morning (Johnny's police radio was cracklin at 3 AM) as the famed giant cat head was zapping garbage cans and backyard swingsets in the area near Columbus Park around 9th and Willow. There is nothing yet from Hoboken PD on the property destruction but Johnny did hear one panicked police officer on the radio when faced with the giant cat head yell into his radio "He's bringing down swingsets, our weapons are useless!"

We tried warning everyone when we moved out this far east and giant cat head attacks came closer to us but nobody lifted a finger. Homeland Security? Nothing. Port Authority? Nothing. Local PD's? Nothing.

Every day this cat head is allowed to exist is another day closer to it killing a citizen.
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Oh dear God, it's here! It's found us!! The giant Space Cat head with laser eyes attacks two men in Jersey City!

Somehow, someway citizens the Giant Space Cat Head has made it's way east to Jersey City. Nobody is safe now. Two men were walking on Kennedy Boulevard near Manhattan Ave. when suddenly, the cat head came flying out of Leonard Gordon Park and started firing at them. They took refuge under a vehicle there and were not seriously hurt. One of the men who asked to not be identified for fear of Giant Cat Head retaliation told police "That's messed up, I mean a giant cat head with laser beams?! Has Hell opened upon us?"

Jersey City police had no comment for the Jersey City Desk but it was clear they have no idea what they are up against.

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