Did you know the Los Angeles Times has better journalists than the Jersey City Desk?

It would appear they do. While Johnny has been ringing the alarm bells and chiming in with news analysis on the embarrassment that the Trump/Kushner alliance (Think MODERN DAY Orthanc and Barad-Dur) around Jersey City and the many many messes they have created since they felt they had some advantage to be pressed after Trump's beyond stupid comments thousands upon thousands of Jersey City residents turned 9/11 into the national anthem at the old Chicago Stadium before Blackhawk games. What a shitgibbon.

So, yes, this does the best job encompassing ALL of the mess made that of course has engulfed Mayor Steve Fulop. Note spokesperson Jennifer Morrill coming behind the mayor with mop and bucket after his no contributions from Kushner claim is followed up on later in the article about the fact YES, 100K of Kushner do-re-mi wound up in his SuperPAC.

Read it. Learn it. Know it.

Johnny will write you all excuse notes

Required teevee tomorrow kids with former FBI Director pointing out Donald J. Trump committed obstruction of justice. The dead enders and Twitterbots are already trying to muddy the waters with nonsense, something that after Comey's testimony will leave no doubt in any thinking American's mind.

So whether you need the excuse note for school or work you just email Johnny.

Johnny's breakup letter with Michigan

First off Michigan, it's not Johnny, it's you. We just need to set the parameters of this breakup, it's you.

Michigan, what the fuck is wrong with you? After Tuesday Johnny can no longer come back to you in good conscience (his elderly mother's health not withstanding) and stay or spend dime one with you fuckers. Not one dime. If the time comes when Johnny DOES have to come back for a sad last trip pertaining to his mother he's going through Canada so as to not spend dime one in Pennsylvania either (most knew the sister-fucking no-driving citizens of Ohio were already voting for the Cheeto-faced Shitgibbon). Michigan, you really really fucked up Tuesday.

First off, to any Michigan residents reading this, you've become a laughingstock along the eastern seaboard. Barack Obama bailed out the auto industry against great odds and at great political peril and this is how you thank him, with a guy who would have let you rot on the vine. Classic. Yes, most people out here Johnny has talked to are really thinking Michigan is filled with low-information goofs right now.

And look at you. You've re-elected a failed governor both economically AND morally bankrupt in serial poisoner Rick Snyder. You had a chance to throw him out Michigan and you voted for him again and then Flint happened not only on his watch, but on his coverup. He's STILL your governor. Sure, you may wanna throw Chris Christie back in Johnny's face and Johnny cannot and will not defend The Outlaw Jersey Whale, BUT Christie's faults are his own and apart from some traffic he's basically hurt himself whereas Snyder has hurt (and some of the Legionnaire's disease cases in Flint have died) men, women and children with his stupidity. Nary even a recall petition.

Michigan people are wondering where the yelling at them stops and where the breakup terms are discussed, fine, here you go, Michigan. No more. No more visits, no more trips to Mackinac Island, or Saugatuck or Kalamazoo or Ypsilanti. No more Zingermann's or Vernors orders to the house. No more Shinola watches, no more team jerseys or shirts ie MSU, Lions, Red Wings et al. No more domestic car buying. Ouch, that's right, no more domestic car buying. Well, not from GM, Chrysler or Ford anyway. Some other carmakers because of factories here claim to make 'domestic cars' even if with an asterisk. Seriously, Johnny has been a domestic auto buyer since he was 19. Never ever ever thought he wouldn't buy a piece of Detroit steel when the time came. No more. Why take it out on companies? Easy, what did they have to say about Trump during the election? They said nothing. Well, not nothing exactly, Ford did step up to the plate to defy Trump, but only to tell him they weren't moving to Mexico. Nothing about his tone, tenor, lies, sexual assault language, and nothing from Detroit's Big Three. Great, you said nothing, now deal with the consequences. It's odd as well because Johnny worked with (not for) GM Communications for many many years and knows how hard both Ford and GM were making outreach to the gay community and to other minorities a so-called priority, guess not huh? Nothing from them maybe because they didn't want to upset the union help. Johnny knows goddamned well how the UAW voted, he's seen these guys, broken bread with them, lived around these guys for decades, they were Trump voters. Oh yes, a lot of them were. Guys whom without the current Democrat would be living in the road eating from garbage cans picked a guy who in 2008 would have had them do just that. Fuck Detroit's automakers, silence is consent. Johnny's buying a Subaru next time, suck on that Wolverine State.

So, Michigan, you've fucked yourself to the point you've become a laughingstock. You did it to yourself, nobody helped you get to the place you're in today but you and your voters. You'll have to live with that in your own pathetic world because Johnny's not coming back. He and Mrs. Johnny always thought they'd buy a lot on a small secluded lake in northern Michigan and build a cabin on it and retire, the good years.

That lake just got moved to Vermont, or Massachusetts, or New Hampshire, or New Jersey or New York. Bye Michigan, hope your garbage cans are full up, with the guy you just voted for you're gonna need them to be. Maybe you can share with Wisconsin or Pennsylvania when you run out.

Some things are unforgivable, this was one.

Remember this before you vote Jersey City

One candidate for President today lied about Jersey City residents and gutlessly slandered the residents that were here on 9/11. Think on that before you vote. One candidate said Jersey City residents cheered on the attacks on the WTC towers.

One candidate did not.

Just for fun Hillary mops floor for a third time with Trump

Three debates, three wins for Hillary over the Cheeto-faced shitgoblin. Know what a baby says, that he might not accept the results of the the election.

Know what Don, nobody cares if you do, the adults will take charge as they have work to do. You just pout with your stooge kids.

No, the elections are not rigged

Today, the people who run the elections in New Jersey and elsewhere across the country have had to defend their honor, despite a severe lack of voter fraud across America over decades because Donald J. Trump is getting his ass kicked. Trump and his two stooge sons and son in law Jared Kushner could not formulate a winning team or plan to run a campaign for the American presidency. They were woefully uninformed, made poor decisions and failed on a giant stage. But, you know this crew it has to be fixed. Somebody has to cheat this Cheeto-faced dongbeaver because he simply couldn't be the most ill-prepared candidate in history to draw breath, for him to lose somebody HAD to be cheating.

It's impossible to throw an election as the president said today as it's just far too decentralized. The people who have run and currently run the state of new Jersey elections shouldn't have had to defend themselves, shame on you Donald Trump.

Do something important Saturday, make SURE you're registered to vote

The good, no, make that great people at The Healing is Power Foundation Inc are taking time to make sure you get registered to vote. It's more important this year than ever. Besides Trump vs Clinton you'll be having a say in whether or not we allow casinos in North Jersey and locally if our local city May elections stay where they are or the May date all gets rolled into November elections in 2017. You the voter have some very important decisions to help make. Saturday noon to 4pm. Be a voter.

Quite the train wreck for Trump tonight

Nobody thought he looked good, just a while back in the spin room Trump acolyte Rudy Giuliani said Trump might not do any more debates. That's a red-assed beat down kids.

In the midst of these Trump abominable comments...

Where is Chris Christie? Is he that lacking in honor he'd say anything? Has he gone that far down the Trump rathole he won't speak up hen a Gold-Star family is attacked by his candidate and his brain-dead minions? Today he called Hillary the Devil.

Where's the Governor of New Jersey because he's sure not standing up for our values right now.

Did you know Kareem Abdul-Jabbar has owned Donald Trump before?

It's true.