Johnny just bought the Dunkin Donuts at Grove & Columbus for $45 cash (and two crullers)

Jesus Christ people, they're fucking doughnuts. Seriously, everytime Johnny walks by the Krispy Kreme mega outlet it's packed. 6am? Packed. 11am? Packed. 7pm? packed. Johnny was able to use pocket cash to buy the Dunkin Donuts at Christopher Columbus and Grove. He's gonna turn it into a fight club.

Again, they're fucking doughnuts.

Terrible accident at the Dunkin Donuts on Central Avenue at Griffith St. -- UPDATED!

Just some terrible news this morning campers, eight people were hurt, five seriously enough to need to be admitted to the trauma unit at Jersey City Medical Center after a car crashed into the establishment last night. A 14 year-old girl was admitted with head trauma and two broken legs. Police spokesman Stan Eason said they were trying to piece together if all the injured were inside the restaurant or were hit outside and possibly knocked inside. Eason also said that the driver was one of the trauma patients but he did not know yet if alcohol played a part int he crash.

Our sincere best get well wishes to those injured.

10:59 am -- We have an UPDATE on this story The driver of the vehicle that caused so much human and property damage is Marco J. Guardiola of Jersey City. Guardiola, who was driving on a suspended license, will be charged with DWI, multiple counts of assault by auto and multiple motor vehicle violations as well as motor vehicle charges including reckless driving, failure to wear a seat belt and failure to exhibit registration, a driver's license and proof of insurance.

Congratulations Mr. Guardiola, just so you know a young girl you hit went through three and half hours of surgery this morning.

OK citizens, here's your time to shine

We're going to throw this story open to YOUR comments and not let Johnny have all the fun. Give us your best commentary on this story that simply lends itself to comment chicanery.

Worker charged with prostitution at Dunkin Donuts
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
The Associated Press

ROCKAWAY TOWNSHIP -- Police say there was more on the menu than lattes and a dozen glazed during the late shift at a Dunkin Donuts in northern New Jersey.

A 29-year-old female is facing prostitution charges after police say she took breaks to provide sex in exchange for money. Detective Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann told The Daily Record of Parsippany (http://bit.ly/nrX40w ) he noticed 29-year-old Melissa Redmond of Mine Hill would go out to cars and would spend 10 to 15 minutes in the vehicles.

Schwarzmann says Redmond was arrested after soliciting sex from an undercover officer.


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