Johnny just bought the Dunkin Donuts at Grove & Columbus for $45 cash (and two crullers)

Jesus Christ people, they're fucking doughnuts. Seriously, everytime Johnny walks by the Krispy Kreme mega outlet it's packed. 6am? Packed. 11am? Packed. 7pm? packed. Johnny was able to use pocket cash to buy the Dunkin Donuts at Christopher Columbus and Grove. He's gonna turn it into a fight club.

Again, they're fucking doughnuts.

To Bee or not to Bee, that is the sticky question

As Eddie Izzard once famously proclaimed "I'm covered in bees..." Well some New Jersey resident DO spend the day covered in bees and for that we should be forever grateful. A lot has been written on the loss of so many bee hives around this continent. Is it pollution, is it cell phone towers as some suggest? Johnny doesn't know but like everyone he knows humankind needs bees to pollenate our plants or we don't have much of a chance to keep on living.

Luckily as the New York Times points out this morning, beekeeping is alive and well in the Garden State. The New Jersey Beekeepers Association has over 900 members here in New Jersey. That's lot of bees considering some hives have upwards of 50,000 bees each. Some of these apiaries are turning out flavored gourmet honey while one, Trapanis’ Trapper’s Honey has won awards.

This is fantastic news to know New Jersey's produce is well protected by the humble beekeeper. It's even better to know Johnny can now go get some flavored honeys for his waffles. And pancakes. And french toast. And regular toast. And tea. And, well, you get the idea.

When we said big fun tomorrow night we meant for Johnny, not here

This could get easily confused. Yeah Johnny's off to see Eddie Izzard at MSG tonight then off to a dinner in the city that'll kill.

Happy Easter from the Jersey City Desk

Let's learn about 'Easter' shall we? Professor Eddie Izzard is holding class this morning

Not much 'Action' in Johnny today...

He's got a wicked cold and has zero energy. He'd pass this off to the interns Kiki and Zoltron but they overdid it at the Christmas party last night, waaaaaaay too many rum egg nogs.

Amuse yourselves today by watching the brilliant Eddie Izzard describe the first Christmas...A few bad words and some love for Baby Jee