Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with CYPRESS HILL!

Now if Johnny didn't know nay better he'd swear these young men were signing about the marijuana. You know the stuff the kids and hippies like. Johnny even asked Zoltron if this was about teh weedz and he said "What?"

You kids stay off this stuff. You stay in school. Get jobs. Like Bill Maher says, "You can have fun without pot. But why take a chance?"

What?

Cypress Hill with 'Insane in the Membrane'

A word of warning about the lyrics if you're without headphones or have the kids hanging around. You'd have your choice of colorful words to explain to your kids. Also, you sure don't want the school calling telling you your 8 year old just told the class "A nigger like me is going insane."

Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with CYPRESS HILL!

Yep, the clock tipped midnight almost two hours ago which means the calendar has changed to 4/20 and we'll be darned if we'll let the fact we call this the Friday Night Music Series get in the way of a weed related song. Do the kids even still call it weed anymore? Johnny lost track of urban marijuana references with "spliff" and "blunt" a few years back.

Nobody better to honor all the smokers who have blown out their lungs on a bong hit too far than Cypress Hill and the herb-friendly tune 'Insane in the Membrane' sponsored tonight by Visine (that's legally protected parody for those scoring at home).

So, once again it's 4/20

Parents, do you know where your old bongs you left in the attic years ago are? Your kids might. Parents have a tough job spotting signs of drug use, now on 4/20 we'll hip you parents to foolproof ways of telling.

1) Did you suggest cookies and ice cream for dinner and get a positive reaction? Sorry, your kids are on drugs.

2) Did you stop on a cop show on teevee causing your kids to leave the room?  Sorry, your kids are on drugs.

3) Do your kids constantly borrow the car and pull out panels in the trunk and back seat and load them with "plastic bricks"? Probably nothing.

4) Do hippies and hipsters, often ten or more years older than your child, show up at your door at all hours asking for them? Sounds like your neighbor's kids are selling drugs.

5) Are your teenagers and tweens suddenly into Pink Floyd and Phish? Sorry, your kids are on drugs.

6) Is your teenager filling out a job application to work on Willie Nelson's tour bus? That is some great enterprising kid you have.

So, we hope these helpful foolproof tips for parents can help them through today to ensure their kids are having no fun at all.