A rare look inside Johnny's Death Ray control room on Mt. Secaucus

For all those who thought he was kidding all this time.

Sorry, sorry, Johnny was cleaning his laser gun of doom on Mt. Secaucus this afternoon

And it has come to our attention it may have gone off and hit some cars in SoHo and so forth. We're sure sorry and um, uh, serious inquiries will be done and uh, some, um, hard questions will be asked about how the wrong button got pushed. Yes, Johnny is taking this seriously and we'll announce the results of a blue ribbon commission by the end of 2013.