When the Easter candy hits the shelves the Bible says you have to buy some

Well the Bible only specifies ONE type of candy be eaten:

"In peace shall ye celebrate me, now go forth and eatest thou Peeps." Luke 27:12

Technically only yellow Peeps are acceptable:

"Eateth not blue nor purple nor pink..." Luke 27:13

So the Peeps are on the shelves now, do not anger your Lord thy God, go make with the marshmallowy goodness!!