So, today is something called the National Day of Prayer

What nonsense. It's because of things like this voters and legislators vote based on their experiences with invisible men in the sky and the dead rising from the grave. This goes for any sky god or invisible, perhaps resurrected so-called deities out there. Johnny will even go a step further, sans a grand coincidence, not one prayer has been answered. Ever.

Basing your vote on food stamps or the death penalty or anything else and quoting a book where people lived inside whales is absurd.

When the Easter candy hits the shelves the Bible says you have to buy some

Well the Bible only specifies ONE type of candy be eaten:

"In peace shall ye celebrate me, now go forth and eatest thou Peeps." Luke 27:12

Technically only yellow Peeps are acceptable:

"Eateth not blue nor purple nor pink..." Luke 27:13

So the Peeps are on the shelves now, do not anger your Lord thy God, go make with the marshmallowy goodness!!