Monday, October 28, 2013

We have a winner in our 'Biggest Whiner' competition

Yes somebody whines more than even Johnny.

First some background. Johnny lives between SIX large construction projects. He can hear them beginning at 7am until around 4pm. All day. Some Saturdays. The noise is neverending, the stupidity of some of the workers is glaring, the parking has become a problem. It's just an awful time to live in the "borough" Johnny lives in. However, all you hear Johnny discussing is the trash the workers leave behind. No more.

Now to our contest winner. Someone named Julie Klausner is upset there was a Banksy art piece located near her dwelling in NYC (Elizabeth and Houston, a busy intersection to begin with). It was the Banksy that had the skeleton riding around in the bumper car. An accordion player played sometimes while it moved around and the Blue Oyster Cult classic 'Don't Fear the Reaper' played as well. Sure the people hanging around watching and taking pictures might have been an annoyance if you had to fight through them to get inside (Make sure your building moves them back, it's their job you know). Sure there was some noise (and let Johnny cry you a river, you have NO idea about noise ruining a day). But did the Banksy really rise to the level of this Twitter-tantrum by Ms. Klausner? Of course not. It's so far over the top it's comical (or it wouldn't be on here). So follow this link and see for yourself, see why Julie Klausner is a winner in our 'Biggest Whiner' competition.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

it was a joke :)
-julie klausner

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

ALL of it was a joke? I thought I was smelling downright consternation there for a while. Fair enough. I too have had the orange crate fantasy, only mine are baseballs.