It's the Saturday night Scoreboard Show!
Nebraska 27
Northwestern 24
The winning Hail Mary proves the football gods prefer corn to Evanston Illinois.
Northern Illinois 63
Massachusetts 19
Jordan Lynch for Heisman!
UCLA 45
Colorado 23
It's nice to see the Bruins good in football again. LOVE those powder blues.
Kentucky 48
Alabama State 14
Kentucky was finally able to beat something with the name Alabama in it.
Georgia 23
Florida 20
The world's biggest cocktail party finds Gator fans draining boxes of wine in the parking lots after the game in sorrow and shame.
Bucknell 28
Colgate 7
What the hell got into the Bison? Bucknell thrashes yet another foe.
Fordham 32
Holy Cross 30
The Fordham undefeated season continues but kind of whistled past the graveyard for a portion of the afternoon.
Incarnate Word 47
McMurry 43
How little is known of these teams? The ESPN box score on this game lists the stadium as "STADIUM_NAME, NOT KNOWN, USA." Know this, Incarnate Word scored 21 points in the 4th quarter to finish the comeback over McMurry. BTW, the game was played at Wilford Moore Stadium. That's in Abilene.
S. Illinois 34
W. Illinois 28
The coveted meth cooker trophy will go to S. Illinois this year.
The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Michigan St. 29
Michigan 6
-48 yards running? Michigan had an entire week off before this game and ran for -48 yards? The MSU defense sacked Devin Gardner (the sorest man in American about now) 7 times, picked him off once and in general treated him like a boxing heavy bag all day. Johnny's Spartans have now taken 5 of 6 from the team from the People's Republic of Ann Arbor, and that's a good thing.
Set your clocks back. Yes, even if you've already done it. You'll thank Johnny tomorrow.
Time for Jersey City, After Dark
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