Late night open thread

Its the first Saturday Night Scoreboard Show of 2017! Remember, it's not official until it's on the Scoreboard Show.

Alabama 24
Florida St. 7
Bama looks as much of a sure thing to make the playoffs as anyone not named Ohio St.

USC 49
Western Michigan 31
Wanna know what class is? USC scored a late TD and got to put their blind long snapper in for the last extra point. Now Jake Olson is an inspiring player to do what he does but after a long, hot, and pretty close game know what the WMU players did on the Olson's extra point? Nothing. They stood there to help ensure his success. THAT is sportsmanship of the highest order. Good on Western

Michigan 33
Florida 17
Michigan threw back-to-back pick sixes to Florida, missed two field goals, had a punt blocked and had a TD called back on a penalty yet STILL won by 16. Current Gator status?
Maryland 51
Texas 41
The turtles of the strange flag went wild in the wild wild west today. We've got our eyes on you Terps

Michigan State 35
Bowling Green 10
And Johnny still has no idea which Spartan team will show up against WMU next Saturday

Marshall 31
Miami (OH) 26
Keion Davis of Marshall had two kick returns for TD's so he's boss of the remote control in the apartment this week

Western Kentucky 31
Eastern Kentucky 17
Glad that's settled

Wofford 24
Furman 23
Johnny did not wear his Furman shirt today and no doubt it cost the Paladins dearly

St. Johns (MN) 98
St. Scholastica 0
No, you read that right. Johnny's seen some lopsided shit in his life but WOW. Yes, Johnny checks ALL the scores so if your team gets nutmegged like St. Scholastica here, you're going on blast

The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Army 64
Fordham 6
Army did not complete a pass all day long. Now, to be fair they only tried twice but no, they did not complete a pass. Poor Fordham defensive players must have some awful bruises and tire tracks all over them tonight
Time for Jersey City, After Dark