Louisville 31
Florida State 28
Florida State's 4th loss prompted FSU head coach Jimbo Fisher to challenge fans with "New Coaches" signs to a fistfight. Good thing security stepped in or he'd be 2-5
Rutgers 14
Purdue 12
Break up the Scarlet Knights! If I were RU head coach I'd eat the biggest steak tonight because for the first time since he took the job he can digest it
Miami (FL) 27
Syracuse 19
The Hurricanes are undefeated and the Orange are respectable again
Wisconsin 38
Maryland 13
Johnny's godson sent him this shot LIVE today from Camp Randall Stadium in Madison. Like Dickie Dunn in Slapshot, Johnny is just trying to capture the spirit of the thing
Furman 28
Mercer 21
Johnny wore his Furman shirt all day so obviously science proves that kind of thing matters
UCLA 31
Oregon 14
Johnny is pretty sure he saw the Oregon Duck drinking out of a paper bag off exit 14C asking for money. Hard times indeed
Mississippi Valley State 53
Virginia-Lynchburg 5
The Virginia-Lynchburg safety in the 4th quarter probably helped them cover the spread
Central Michigan 56
Ball State 9
Not much ball in Ball State at David Letterman's alma mater
Auburn 52
Arkansas 20
Johnny would have put on 15 pounds walking around the parking lots and tailgates before this game just smelling the cooking
The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Randolph-Macon 63
Apprentice School 14
Gee Johnny, usually the Game of the Week is a close one or some kind of miraculous comeback. Yeah, not tonight, Johnny saw this one and noticed it looked like the Leave No Witnesses Game of the Week. Randolph-Macon was up 35-14 entering the 4th quarter so then really the only thing left to do was keep beating the corpse to a pulp with a big 28-0 4th. Stay down. For this take no prisoners approach the Randolph-Macon players may loot and pillage Ashland Va. for the next 24 hours
Time for Jersey City, After Dark
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