Let's get ready for the new year, if the new year was 1968

Ah, hippies. As Eric Cartman says they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad. But they too, back in their time, had happy messages of love and brotherhood and a positive outlook (On smoking pot and smelling bad), and that's one perhaps we can all take into 2016.

The Hippies, er, The Youngbloods and 'Get Together'

Free day!

Johnny's been at the doctor most of the day and still needs to get a couple prescriptions filled so if you kids promise not to destroy the house you can talk about anything you want to. Dress up and pretend you are hippies.

An outbreak of hippies sleeping in trees has afflicted Central Park

While hippies don't carry Dutch Elm disease (or do they?) hippies have been infecting elm trees in Central Park at night. Two twin brothers have been climbing 50 feet high with hammocks to tie off in the branches and sleeping in the canopy since September. Cory and Dana Foht who hail from Florida have been sleeping like ninjas, listening in on conversations below them, hidden from park police who comb the park each night looking for sleepers, and thus far safe from giant killer raccoons that hunt Central Park at night.

The New York Times will take it from here but if you see hippies sleeping in trees in Jersey City at night, you call the authorities or pretty soon your neighborhood will smell like patchouli and used hacky sacks will start plugging up the sewers.

Holy Moly, Johnny just checked how much this dump is worth on the open market

Well reader let's just start by quoting Pink Floyd's classic song 'Money':

Money get back
I'm all right Jack
Keep your hands off my stack

$564.54. According to the Business Opportunities website, the Jersey City Desk is worth a WHOPPING $564.54. Most people can't even imagine having that much money to spend.

Let's put this in perspective however, compared to two other popular blogs, The liberal leaning hippie lovin' Daily Kos and right wing firebrand (and nutjob) Michelle Malkin, Johnny is running third:

Daily Kos is worth $6,204,859.14

Michelle Malkin's blog is worth $2,688,904.02

So why the big difference? We're pretty sure it's the fact we don't take advertising. Yeah, that's GOT to be the reason we're lagging in the millions. Of course there are some cynics who will say content and web traffic help, what sad lives those people live.

Johnny isn't ready to cash in just YET but an early retirement based on this stupid site grows with each passing workday...