Hope somebody thought to lock up the offices before we left

Wish you were here...

Macy's is moving the fireworks show back to the East River this year...*yawn*

All the caterwauling and sniveling from New York City residents about the 4th of July Macy's fireworks show over the Hudson River couldn't move old mayor Montgomery Burns to move it back to the East River near the Brooklyn Bridge. However Brooklyn resident and NYC mayor Bill deBlasio leaned on Macy's to move it back. So back it goes to NYC for this year anyway and we're not expecting a great outcry from New Jersey residents over the decision, certainly not the screeching like barn owls shown by New Yorkers back in 2009. New Jersey residents don't get that jacked up over something lasting forty five minutes. The last time that happened was a couple years back when the Devils eliminated the Rangers with a strong third period and an even better one minute overtime:

Dear NYC, we'll be at the beach,

Peace out,

NJ

Oh NOES! The Jersey Shore has been cancelled

Yes fans of lowbrow, unintelligent, slovenly television,you'll just need to find another show. MTV has lowered the boom on Snooki, JWOWW, Juicehead, Uncle Gorilla, Cousin It, Larry Daryl and Daryl and the whole cast.

Here now a moment of silence for a retrospective of our favorite Jersey Shore moments:





























Thank you

Looking for some good advice

Johnny is planning on heading down to the famed Jersey Shore this upcoming weekend but hasn't settled on a town or any activity. He'd love to hear from you veterans as to what works for you and what to avoid. Tips and tricks of the trade are much appreciated.

OK Garden staters, where's the best place on the Jersey Shore to go?

Let's suppose Johnny has not yet been down to the famed Jersey Shore. Now, let's suppose that you, the loyal Jersey City Desk reader have. Where in your opinion is the best place to go? What are some of the better parts and better attractions to see? What is best out there to avoid?