Friday, July 22, 2011

Pigeons are now bursting into flames in Journal Square

It's pigeon immolation hot. Horrified onlookers are fleeing Journal Square as pigeons both in the air and on the ground get their flame on.

It's a FACT!


At 4 pm Johnny saw a reading on Wunderground at 103º in Jersey City with a heat index of 117º. If it gets to 120º Shih Tzu's start blowing up real good.

2 comments:

Jim McKee said...

What, no video?

Johnny Action Space Punk said...

I was charging my camera to head over and then half the city lost power. Some say rolling brownouts while others saw smoke pouring from a manhole cover not too far from here. Maybe both contributed.

There's always tomorrow!