Late night open thread

Famous last words edition:

"Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
5/30/1778--Voltaire, when asked by a priest to renounce Satan

Woman takes Hoboken police car for a joyride, gets away with it

Dateline Hoboken: An undercover police officer saw three people urinating in public. As the officer was busy writing out the summons to the lawbreakers, a woman walked up and got into the unmarked car and took off for a joyride. A cab driver had to tell the officer that his car had been pinched. The car was stolen from 220 Seventh St. and found outside 1033 Bloomfield St. Since the car was a Crown Vic and thus a Ford, it didn't come with GM's 60 day return policy so we're guessing this wasn't a test drive of a potential purchase.

Police in the Mile Square City, despite being horribly embarrassed, say the case is still under investigation.

Justice fails us all

A small potatoes judge, Maurice Gallipoli, has ruled that Nidia Lopez or Nidia Boehringer as she is also known as can keep her Jersey City council seat despite using her official Florida residence as a New Jersey tax dodge. Remember Jersey City, Nidia has no problems asking YOU to pay higher taxes to lives here and get services here while she claims a Florida residence as her own so she doesn't pay taxes in Jersey City herself.

We're working up a full and complete background on the judge in this case so come next election day THEY can beat cheeks down to Florida to live, maybe next to Nidia Boehringer.

Late night open thread

Famous quotes edition:

"Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it."
--John Lennon

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

We've covered some nutty stories but this killer milkman case takes the cake

The New York Daily News is reporting the wife of a man accused of fathering a love child out of wedlock hired a killer milkman to kill the child by delivering tainted baby formula at Kings County Hospital. While the aggrieved and murderous-inclined wife is behind bars, the husband is still in hiding as the deadly milkman remains at large.

There entire sordid tale can be read here.

Late night open thread

Well hockey fans it was another big win for the Red Wings tonight in Madison Square Garden, 3-1 over the Rangers. It was tied 1-1 late in the 3rd period before Dan Cleary threw one at the net and Rangers netminder Henrik Lundqvist managed to bungle the puck into his own net for a late 2-1 Wings lead. Kris Draper added an empty net goal with seconds to play sending the New York fans home in crocodile tears. So Detroit takes 3 out of 4 points this weekend which all in all make Johnny very happy.

Johnny tried telling the Rangers fans they were doomed but many in the row behind Johnny were either too drunk or too hopped up on Vicodin to care.

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

Sunday open thread

Johnny wants to get outside and enjoy the day before heading over to Madison Square Garden for the Red Wings game tonight. Enjoy yourselves here or go outside and play...

Late night open thread

Pavel Datsyuk celebrates his shootout goal vs Martin Brodeur in OT at the Prudential Center tonight...

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

Hey Devils fans, did you know you can an octopus at a local fishmonger here in Jersey City?

Shall we defile the Prudential Center ice tonight with our symbol of victory? Johnny's in the second row tonight, it'd be just such an easy toss near the end of the game. Hmmmmmm..............

Saturday morning MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with KISS!

When they start writing songs saying New York City or Newark are "Rock City" we'll play those but for now, Johnny knows more than a few Red Wings fans are tuning in this morning from all points west, east, north and south. He promised them a real barn burner to get us all ready for some big time hockey tonight.

KISS with 'Detroit Rock City'