Saturday, July 23, 2016

A ferry has crashed into a dock in Jersey City with 17 injuries

Earlier tonight a New York Waterway water taxi made what authorities are calling a "rough landing," or what you or Johnny would call a crash, injuring 17 passengers according to Jersey City spokeswoman Jennifer Morrill:

Five of the 17 injured passengers were transported to Christ Hospital and the other 12 people were taken to Jersey City Medical Center, according to Morrill.

None of the injuries were serious, Coast Guard spokesman Petty Officer Steve Strohmaier told NJ Advance Media. The crash occurred around 7:20 p.m.

Here's hoping everyone makes a recovery in time for brunch tomorrow. Bacon tastes good.

Late night open thread

Good form son. With everyone bailing on the Rio Olympics Johnny thinks you have a real shot to medal.

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This is Johnny just being a Mr. Helper, something he normally despises, but if you kids are going to ride your fancy GS scooters and motorcycles all around, as you ride even if it's a great song like this one, don't open your mouth so wide like Michael Hutchence here.

Bugs get in.

INXS and a GREAT song kicking things off tonight, before MTV fucked them all up, here's 'Original Sin'


Johnny, what goes into choosing a song for the Music Series?

Well Billy, lots of things. The mood, is it part of a theme, what kind of message is our host trying to set, et al. Mostly though it needs to be a hot track by an artist who Johnny likes which brings us to 'Seven Devils' by Florence & the Machine.

Do Enjoy.

Friday, July 22, 2016


Here's wishing Aerosmith lead guitarist Joe Perry a speedy and full recovery from his collapse the other night. Oh if Johnny had a nickel for every time he and his best friend growing up Roger played this album...he'd have a couple bucks easy.

'Toys in the Attic' from the album of the same name sending you on your way tonight.

Late night open thread

And that's the end of the GOP convention. Let's watch as the delegates walk out of the hall.

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If Americans ARE afraid...

It's because a Cheeto faced shitgibbon just screeched at them for an hour and a half about not getting any pudding until you eat your meat.

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Late night open thread

If Donald Trump was wondering tonight how Ted Cruz got within 500 miles of his campaign he needs only look in a mirror. AND it's a question that's been asked before:

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Wednesday, July 20, 2016

One of the funniest comics around is coming to Jersey City!

Amy Schumer will be coming to Word Bookstore on Newark Ave., to promote her new book, 'The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo" which is a series of essays from Schumer. The event is August 17 at 7pm and tickets are not on sale yet. Contact Word on their website for more information.

Word as you'll recall has also hosted Stephen King and actor Nick Offerman.

Late night open thread

Chris Christie, funny speech, You kept referring to Hillary being guilty of something yet only ONE of you is currently under federal investigation and somebody's BFF just got sentenced to jail. Any guesses as to whom?

Fuck off, Lumpy.

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