Late night open thread

When the hell was this ever a good idea? Seriously, Johnny has long wondered what the benefit of Kool-Aid man was. You called him and he didn't save the day, he didn't stop crime, and before you got that refreshing Kool-Aid flavor you had to deal with $15,000 in structural damage to your home or place of business. Sorry kids, roller rink is closed, Kool-Aid man took out a load bearing wall when he heard his name. And what a bargaining chip for a kid "If you don't let me go see Alice Cooper in Berwyn with Snake I'm gonna go in the garage, stand by the wall next to dad's new car, and call Kool-Aid man, I'll do it!" He's a fine looking product mascot but good god he's a nightmare from an insurance standpoint.

Time for Jersey City, After Dark