Sunday, August 19, 2012

We've all come across people with unfortunate names

Every so often one of those names will make it into the news-of-the-weird columns, isn't that right  Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop? Well now here's a guy with either really really awful parents who we're guessing were reading the Penthouse Letters section rather than the baby name book OR a guy who really knows how to troll the coppers. Ladies and Jellyspoons please meet Jackmeoff Mudd.

Imagine if you will yourself in that poor substitute teacher's spot calling roll in Jackmeoff's classroom.

OR:

The name game!

Shirley!
Shirley, Shirley bo Birley Bonana fanna fo Firley
Fee fy mo Mirley, Shirley!

Lincoln!
Lincoln, Lincoln bo Bincoln Bonana fanna fo Fincoln
Fee fy mo Mincoln, Lincoln!

Jackmeoff! (Any takers?)

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