Monday, August 25, 2014

Late night open thread

Say kids, do you like dirty jokes? Of COURSE you do! Who doesn't enjoy a well crafted filthy joke? Well, maybe the uber religious but it's also our guess they don't spend much time in the Jersey City Desk reading room. On with the joke:

A penguin has a problem with his car and takes it to the mechanic. The place is busy so they suggest he come back in a hour. Since it was a hot day the penguin decides to treat himself to a nice cold vanilla ice cream cone at the Dairy Queen across the street. After an hour the penguin finishes up his ice cream and he'd made a bit of a mess since he had flippers instead of hands and a beak instead of a mouth and all. Well he went back to the mechanic who tells him, "Looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin said, "No, it's just ice cream."

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

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