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Time for Jersey City, After Dark
Monday, November 18, 2013
Sunday, November 17, 2013
Fog Bowl today at 4:25pm
The Jets are in Buffalo. This does not affect them. It could be snowing 15 inches in Buffalo right now, this is about fog.
Let's hope this thick fog hangs around for the 4pm ballgame at the New Meadowlands (When Snoopy wants to pay Johnny he'll call it the other name) and looks all cool on teevee when the Giants clash with the Packers. The Giants are on a winning streak. The Packers are now without Aaron (Dislocated double check) Rodgers. The Packers are always a tough team to beat but maybe, just maybe the Giants can get luck to be a lady in the fog today.
Fearless forecast:
It's not snowing in Buffalo. Wait, that's not it.
New Jersey Giants 27
Green Bay Gorgonzolas 23
Jets 16
Bills 14
Let's hope this thick fog hangs around for the 4pm ballgame at the New Meadowlands (When Snoopy wants to pay Johnny he'll call it the other name) and looks all cool on teevee when the Giants clash with the Packers. The Giants are on a winning streak. The Packers are now without Aaron (Dislocated double check) Rodgers. The Packers are always a tough team to beat but maybe, just maybe the Giants can get luck to be a lady in the fog today.
Fearless forecast:
It's not snowing in Buffalo. Wait, that's not it.
New Jersey Giants 27
Green Bay Gorgonzolas 23
Jets 16
Bills 14
Late night open thread
It's the Saturday Night Scoreboard Show!
Michigan State 41
Nebraska 28
Sparty moves closer to setting up a playdate with the Buckeyes in the B1G title game. Does anyone else think Cornhuskers coach Bo Pelini acts a lot like Homer Simpson as Angry Dad?
Auburn 43
Georgia 38
WOW, what an ending. If you haven't seen it click here. We'll wait here til you come back...
UCF 39
Temple 36
WOW part deux. If you haven't seen the play UCF made to help pull this one out of the fire click here. We'll wait here until you get back...
Cincinnati 52
Rutgers 17
With less than ten seconds to play instead of trying some kind of pass to the end zone the Scarlet Knights kicked a field goal. So helpful. From the top administration to the AD to a few coaches Piscataway is a mess.
SMU 38
Connecticut 21
UConn's season continues to scrape rock bottom like an Italian cruise liner.
Lehigh 31
Colgate 14
Another fine season by Lehigh will be rewarded by another screw job by the 1-AA playoff selection committee.
Bucknell 17
Georgetown 7
Fear the Bison for they are kicking ass and taking names.
Citadel 31
VMI 10
The Citadel moved past VMI with military-like precision.
Wooster 28
Ohio Wesleyan 27
Since no game summary was available we're going to make one up. The entire Wooster team overslept and didn't get to the game until the fourth quarter. Until they arrived a few Wooster cheerleaders, a few band members and some kids selling 50-50 raffle tickets fought bravely but trailed Wesleyan 27-7. Once the Wooster varsity suited up they dropped 21 unannounced and certainly unanswered points to get power up and win 28-27.
The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Wisconsin 51
Indiana 3
Indiana is a disgrace. Not that they have an awful team, they're not good but there are a lot worse. However, every time they see Wisconsin show up on their doorstep or have to travel to Camp Randall Stadium in Madison they simply pee themselves and curl up into little goofball hocking punching bags. In 2010 Wisconsin beat IU 83-20. Yikes. In 2011 it was 59-7. Last year was 62-14. Either Indiana was fucking Wisconsin's girlfriend and we don't know about it yet or the Hoosiers should consider taking out a restraining order or simply stay home and play with themselves.
Time for Jersey City, After Dark
Michigan State 41
Nebraska 28
Sparty moves closer to setting up a playdate with the Buckeyes in the B1G title game. Does anyone else think Cornhuskers coach Bo Pelini acts a lot like Homer Simpson as Angry Dad?
Auburn 43
Georgia 38
WOW, what an ending. If you haven't seen it click here. We'll wait here til you come back...
UCF 39
Temple 36
WOW part deux. If you haven't seen the play UCF made to help pull this one out of the fire click here. We'll wait here until you get back...
Cincinnati 52
Rutgers 17
With less than ten seconds to play instead of trying some kind of pass to the end zone the Scarlet Knights kicked a field goal. So helpful. From the top administration to the AD to a few coaches Piscataway is a mess.
SMU 38
Connecticut 21
UConn's season continues to scrape rock bottom like an Italian cruise liner.
Lehigh 31
Colgate 14
Another fine season by Lehigh will be rewarded by another screw job by the 1-AA playoff selection committee.
Bucknell 17
Georgetown 7
Fear the Bison for they are kicking ass and taking names.
Citadel 31
VMI 10
The Citadel moved past VMI with military-like precision.
Wooster 28
Ohio Wesleyan 27
Since no game summary was available we're going to make one up. The entire Wooster team overslept and didn't get to the game until the fourth quarter. Until they arrived a few Wooster cheerleaders, a few band members and some kids selling 50-50 raffle tickets fought bravely but trailed Wesleyan 27-7. Once the Wooster varsity suited up they dropped 21 unannounced and certainly unanswered points to get power up and win 28-27.
The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Wisconsin 51
Indiana 3
Indiana is a disgrace. Not that they have an awful team, they're not good but there are a lot worse. However, every time they see Wisconsin show up on their doorstep or have to travel to Camp Randall Stadium in Madison they simply pee themselves and curl up into little goofball hocking punching bags. In 2010 Wisconsin beat IU 83-20. Yikes. In 2011 it was 59-7. Last year was 62-14. Either Indiana was fucking Wisconsin's girlfriend and we don't know about it yet or the Hoosiers should consider taking out a restraining order or simply stay home and play with themselves.
Time for Jersey City, After Dark
Saturday, November 16, 2013
SUNDAY SUNDAY, Nitro racers come to Jersey City! Some go some blow but it's racing (echo racing racing)
You'll pay for the whole seat but you'll only need the edge on Jersey City's newest dragstrip from Second St. on Washington southbound to Steuben with brand spankin' new asphalt all up and down the blocks!!! Smooth as a baby's ass, great for your tires to grab when the lights go from red to green and you burn rubber. The race ends at Steuben so nobody goes careening through Christopher Columbus Dr.
*Racing (echo racing racing) this Sunday!
*Johnny is not responsible for anyone stupid enough to go racing (echo racing racing) down Washington.
*Racing (echo racing racing) this Sunday!
*Johnny is not responsible for anyone stupid enough to go racing (echo racing racing) down Washington.
Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with SIMON and GARFUNKEL!
Here's one of those songs you weren't bombarded with on radio back in the day which is always a treat, hearing a great song from deep in an artist's catalog you haven't heard a kabillion times. So let's hit the on button and get this musical shindig going!
Simon and Garfunkel with 'Leaves That Are Green'
Simon and Garfunkel with 'Leaves That Are Green'
Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with THE HIGH NUMBERS
The High Numbers you ask? Yes. They'd soon change their name to something else and it's our guess you are well aware of them, The Who.
Here's a snappy harmonica-heavy Mod anthem. So, are you a Mod or a Rocker? Careful, the wrong answer could set Sting off. Here's The Wh--er The High Numbers with 'I'm the Face'
Here's a snappy harmonica-heavy Mod anthem. So, are you a Mod or a Rocker? Careful, the wrong answer could set Sting off. Here's The Wh--er The High Numbers with 'I'm the Face'
Friday, November 15, 2013
Friday night MULTIMEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA with THE CARDIGANS!
Now let's be clear. Johnny does not endorse driving like this. He understands it, he just doesn't endorse it. Look if you can take out half of Arizona with an old Caddy and a rock on the gas pedal you're doing something right.
The Cardigans bringing down the curtain on another Music Series with 'My Favourite Game'
The Cardigans bringing down the curtain on another Music Series with 'My Favourite Game'
This is too darned awesome to not run
Jon Stewart on the Daily Show discussing among other things, pizza and the WTC.
Thursday, November 14, 2013
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