Tuesday, September 24, 2013

The Chef Boyardee gives it away every time.

A "Chef Boyardee enthusiast" is being blamed for a school break-in at School 15, located on Stegman Street. The ransacking took place last week and police said the master criminal left behind one key piece of evidence:

The burglar or burglars may have paused from stealing from the school to have a snack. The custodian found an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli sitting on a table outside the ransacked classrooms, the report says.

OK Mannix, get the crime scene folks going on this one. We're going to need DNA swabs and all kinds of cop equipment brought in. In the meantime all you officers Reed and Malloy out there be on the lookout for this guy, described by a janitor to a police sketch artist:

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