Sunday, September 7, 2014

Late night open thread

It's the Saturday night Scoreboard Show!

Oregon 46
Michigan St. 27
Johnny's Spartans got outgunned in the second half

Notre Dame 31
Michigan 0
BREAKING NEWS: Notre Dame announces it would like to continue the series with Michigan, next week if possible

Virginia Tech 35
Ohio State 21
Urban Meyer has now lost 3 of 4 and Papa John's is running out of cold personal pizzas

Northern Illinois 23
Northwestern 15
Seeing a trend here? The B1G had themselves quite a day

Central Michigan 38
Purdue 17
Not.Even.Close. The MAC whips on the B1G

Rutgers 38
Howard 25
Hey! Look there, Rutgers upholding the conference honor already

Maryland 24
USF 17
The new turtles on the block are pacing the conference with Rutgers

Florida 65
Eastern Michigan 0
EMU has literally perfected the art of "picking up the check"

Texas A&M 73
Lamar 3
Lamar hit their high-water mark today midway in the 1st quarter when they kicked a field goal to make it 7-3. After that warm up the bus

The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Georgia Southern 83
Savannah State 9
We're renaming the Georgia Southern Eagles the Flying Oprah's as 12 Flying Oprah's scored touchdowns today. YOU get a touchdown and YOU get a touchdown and YOU get a touchdown...

The Jersey City Desk Highlight of the Week®
Central Michigan punter Ron Coluzzi isn't used to tackling people. Note his poor form in going high on the ballcarrier. Note the similarities then to the old Pat Travers song, 'Boom Boom, Out Go the Lights'














Time for Jersey City, After Dark

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