Saturday, October 20, 2018

Late night open thread

As the air gets colder, so do the insults

Michigan 21
Michigan St. 7
Johnny has seen kids at the mall do what Devin Bush of Michigan did before the game, having a snit fit trying to kick up the MSU logo at midfield. The kids at the mall are four

Alabama 58
Tennesse 21
It's almost like getting into a trial by combat with the Mountain from Game of Thrones playing Alabama

Northwestern 18
Rutgers 15
So close and yet so stinky smelly awful

Georgetown 22
Lehigh 16
What the ever loving hell happened to Lehigh? They didn't used to suck, they were winners, Billy

Murray State 34
Eastern Kentucky 6
A lot of overtime games today. This was not one of them

Texas Tech 48
Kansas 16
Remember, remember, do you remember that time Kansas won two games and everybody loved them. Um......Do you, do you remember that?


Washington 27
Colorado 13
Johnny watched some of this game. Then he remembered where he put the remote control

Utah State 24
Wyoming 16
We have to have Wyoming on the Scoreboard Show at least once a year

Barcelona 4
Sevilla 2
Lionel Messi broke his goddamned arm so that's not good

Princeton 29
Harvard 21
Princeton defeated the Harvard 11 by 8 units of measure. That one never gets old

The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Syracuse 40
North Carolina 37 2OT
With a really nice Syracuse season hanging in the balance, on a razor's edge, freshman Tommy DeVito simply would not let the Orange lose today. He brought 'Cuse back to get to overtime and in the second OT he got power up and threw the game-winning TD pass to Ravian Pierce. For his efforts Tommy DeVito may loot and pillage Syracuse N.Y. for the next 24 hours

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

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