Saturday, October 6, 2018

Late night open thread

The Saturday Night Scoreboard Show, losers beware

Northwestern 29
Michigan State 19
Johnny's had steaks tougher than the MSU offensive line

Miami (Fl) 28
Florida State 27
Florida State led 27-7 in the second half. There's no clever line here other than the Seminoles are miserable

Texas 48
Oklahoma 45
The Sooners outscored Texas 21-3 in the fourth quarter....and still lost

Pitt 44
Syracuse 37
The Orange need to get back on track. Johnny's friend is a big Syracuse fan and he expects results

Iowa 48
Minnesota 31
If you want to win Floyd of Rosedale, you come up with plays like this

Colgate 27
Bucknell 3
Colgate's cavity-free season continues at 5-0

Wofford 21
Chattanooga 10
Johnny wore his Wofford Terriers shirt today and just look at those results

Clemson 63
Wake Forest 3
Somebody remind Wake Forest you don't collect checks for getting your ass kicked then going home in conference games

South Florida 58
Massachusetts 42
Your PlayStation game of the week

The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
South Carolina 37
Missouri 35
When Missouri's Tucker McCann kicked a 57 yard field goal with under 3 minutes to play, we'll just bet he thought HE would be the one looting and pillaging in Columbia South Carolina better than Lt. General William Tecumseh Sherman did but NO, it was Gamecocks kicker Parker White who was true from 33 yards with seconds to play. For his efforts Parker White will be the one looting and pillaging Columbia for the next 24 hours

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

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