Where does the day go when you have a cooler full of beverages and a Weber pot grill and you plant your Spartan flag at a rest area out on I-80. Lots of stares but who cares because it's college football season!
The Spartans will host Boise St. tonight in East Lansing. As we all know anything and everything can happen in a first game. Just ask Kent State and Towson. Watch this, it must have been a loooong summer. It's one thing to pick up what you see as a fumble and run the wrong way but if you're Towson, why would you chase him down and tackle him? Let him go man, it's only two points but they count just the same. From the looks of things you could have used any points you could get.
Anything and everything.
Showing posts with label college football. Show all posts
Showing posts with label college football. Show all posts
Friday, August 31, 2012
Saturday, September 18, 2010
College football Saturday
Well pigskin fans, Rutgers is off this Saturday with a bye week as they prepare for a very tough North Carolina team next week in Piscataway. The Tar Heels' calling card is defense and Rutgers will need to practice practice practice as currently the Scarlet Knights are ranked #100 out of 120 Division 1 schools in offense. Also of local interest today Connecticut is at Temple @ noon, 2-0 Delaware is at home to Duquesne, Rhode Island is home to New Hampshire, Princeton starts their season today in Bethlehem Pennsylvania where they will take on mighty Lehigh @ 12:30. Tonight a very uncivil rivalry will play out in East Lansing as Michigan State plays host to hated Notre Dame. Sparty has won 10 of the last 13 games between the two.
Now, let's make fun of people (Thanks Sonopy)...
1. What does the average Univ. of Florida player get on his SATs?
……..Drool.
2. What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room?
……..A full set of teeth.
3. How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
……..Grease her hips and push.
4. How do you get an Ohio State graduate off your porch?
………Pay him for the pizza.
5. How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
……There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
6. Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
….Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
7. What are the longest three years of a Texas Longhorn football player’s life?
……..His freshman year.
8. How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
……..None. That’s a sophomore course.
9. Where was O. J. Headed in the white Bronco?
……. Durham , North Carolina. He knew that the police would never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.
10. How do you keep an FSU football player out of your front yard?
....... Erect a goal post!
11. Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
……..You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
Now, let's make fun of people (Thanks Sonopy)...
1. What does the average Univ. of Florida player get on his SATs?
……..Drool.
2. What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room?
……..A full set of teeth.
3. How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
……..Grease her hips and push.
4. How do you get an Ohio State graduate off your porch?
………Pay him for the pizza.
5. How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
……There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
6. Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
….Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
7. What are the longest three years of a Texas Longhorn football player’s life?
……..His freshman year.
8. How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
……..None. That’s a sophomore course.
9. Where was O. J. Headed in the white Bronco?
……. Durham , North Carolina. He knew that the police would never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.
10. How do you keep an FSU football player out of your front yard?
....... Erect a goal post!
11. Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
……..You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
Saturday, September 4, 2010
If it's Saturday and it's September it's a college football Saturday!
Woo Hoo! Don't expect much from the Jersey City Desk staff today, we have far too many bets placed on games across the USA today to worry about news reporting.
Here's today's local news: The Devil's Ilya Kovalchuk's contract which the NHL had rejected as trying to circumvent the salary cap was approved so indeed Kovalchuk is a Devil for life.
Now, back to football...
Here's today's local news: The Devil's Ilya Kovalchuk's contract which the NHL had rejected as trying to circumvent the salary cap was approved so indeed Kovalchuk is a Devil for life.
Now, back to football...
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Ahhhh, August 1st
A young feller's mind can now turn to college and pro football. Thank you calendar.
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Make sure to come back for the college football scoreboard "show" here Jersey City
We have a lot of fun with our take on the Saturday scoreboard show...
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