It just wouldn't be New Year's Eve without some brainiac jumping into the Hudson River after his coat

But crime blotter fans that's exactly what happened as a Jersey City man did just that on the New York side of the river last night. He dropped his coat in the river and proceeded to jump into the 45 degree water after it nearly drowning. New York police said the man could barely tell them what had happened through his chattering teeth after spending 5 minutes in the Hudson getting his jacket back. Captain Funtime is listed in stable condition this morning.