You just can't have any fun in Union City anymore

Union City has gone and banned the selling of machetes at a recent city government meeting. It's now a $1000 fine to sell one. Whatever happened to the pride Union City used to have when most of it's citizens carried machetes? You'd drive by and see someone you knew, you'd honk and they'd wave their machete back at you. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.