OK, which offending NYC Kelly to talk about first...

...OK we'll start with the old man, New York City police commissioner the ever failing Ray Kelly.

Ray Kelly has been under a lot of self-inflicted pain lately, his complete and utter mishandling of the police riot started at Zuccotti Park in violently evicting #OWS protestors. His police force under his direction became so out of control even Mayor Bloomberg noticed his personal army was misbehaving, especially when it came to cracking news media skulls. Previously Kelly helped run the spying activities under his watch that spied on Muslim neighborhoods which is what we're here to talk about today. A "film" entitled "The Third Jihad: Radical Islam's Vision for America" a scary propaganda related "film" was running constantly in New York City PD stations, over 1400 officers watched the "film" over a period of months. Previously Kelly's PD said the "film" was hardly being shown at all, saying it only screened "a few times." Sounds like somebody playing fast and loose with the truth. Kelly said originally he had nothing to do with the "film" --- until of course he did. He gives an interview IN the "film". Oops. So Mr. Kelly we wonder, after your OBVIOUS involvement with this piece of trash did that lead to you spying on the Muslim neighborhoods? We think you owe the city and the citizens an explanation. Did this propaganda influence your viewpoint in spying on New Yorkers? Johnny has his guess.

Now onto television personality Greg Kelly who Johnny is told is on one of the morning shows in NYC, "Good Day New York", has been accused of rape. The police commish's son is being accused by an unidentified woman "who is in her late 20s or early 30s, says that Kelly took her to a bar at the South Street Seaport. After several drinks, she says they went to the Lower Manhattan law firm where she works, and there Kelly proceeded to rape her." That's nasty business if true. Now, we know celebs live under a different kind of justice than the rest of society. Before anyone jumps to a conclusion about he'll automatically get the charges dismissed should know two things; 1) Because he is the Police Commissioner's son the investigation will be handled by the Manhattan D.A.'s office (Of course this doesn't mean muckity mucks at the NYPD can't pressure the DA's office for info). 2) The woman waited three months to report the crime. Does this mean it didn't happen or we should dismiss her accusations? No. According to The New York Times the woman's boyfriend approached the elder Kelly and told him of the incident to which the Police Commissioner told the man to "write a letter."

Bad day to be a Kelly in New York City. Here's a list of the Top Ten Lies told by Ray Kelly's NYPD.