Crime rampage aficionado and waste of skin Maksim Gelman, whom you may recall went on a killing and slashing spree last winter got his lifetime achievement award yesterday being sentenced to 200 years to life. Mr. Big and Bad glowered around the courtroom and made offensive statements to the victims families in court before being sentenced. Justice Richard D. Carruthers of State Supreme Court in Manhattan sentenced Gelman for four murders and a slashing subway attack. The subway attack was Gelman's downfall as he bit off more than he could chew in attacking Joseph Lozito, a 6-foot-2, 270-pound devotee of mixed martial arts. Lozito stopped Gelman cold knocking him to the ground after being slashed at which point police arrived in the subway car to take Mr. Laughs into custody.
Speaking of biting off more than one can chew, please write us letters from prison Maksim, tell us how you enjoy everyone being a 6-foot-2, 270-pound muscleman. As always our best wishes go to the families who lost a loved one from Bozo's stupidity.
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