Thursday, May 16, 2013

The Powerball Lottery is now up to $475 million dollars

That's almost half a billion. If you and you alone hit the numbers lottery officials say you'd get a cash option of $302.4 million. You could tell Mitt Romney to carry YOUR bags.

So what are you gonna do with that money? We don't want to hear about buying a car or paying off bills. We want to hear the obscene things you could do with $300 million bucks.

Johnny could put an invisibility cloak on his death ray on Mt. Secaucus for that much, and have enough left over for a trip to Atlantic City.

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