Sunday, November 15, 2015

Late night open thread

It's the Saturday Night Scoreboard Show!

Nebraska 31
Rutgers 14
After this season Rutgers is going to need to clean house. AD, head coach, like we said, clean house. Then fumigate. Then bleach it. Then get a Roomba

Clemson 37
Syracuse 27
The Orange gave #1 Clemson a tussle but in the end were Tiger foodz

Michigan State 24
Maryland 7
The Turtles, more turnovers than a Polish bakery

Ohio State 28
Illinois 3
The Buckeyes host Sparty in a tasty clash next Saturday in Nut Town

Oklahoma 44
Baylor 34
Baylor are such a classless bunch even a win by the Sooners feels good

Oregon 38
Stanford 36

Iowa 40
Minnesota 35
Iowa stays undefeated but more importantly holds onto the coolest named rivalry trophy, Floyd of Rosedale, shown here

Penn 35
Harvard 25
Harvard is shutout in the second half and is no longer unbeaten

Colgate 49
Lehigh 42
Colgate, can't win outside the conference, can't lose inside it

Grand Valley State 24
Saginaw Valley 17
Johnny is just being a dick to his godson in a drunk uncle kind of way pointing out SVSU is 1-9

The Jersey City Desk Game of the Week®
Massachusetts 28
Eastern Michigan 17
If Eastern hadn't somehow managed to beat equally inept Wyoming in Laramie in September we'd say this game was the undisputed Stinks Outloud Bowl Championship. After EMU also lost to stinky farty smelly Miami of Ohio last week we're still gonna give the Most Pungent Team Award in 2015 to the boys from Johnny's former town of Oopsilanti. When you're everyone's second win of the season you've earned no less. Nope, still not through that wall from last year

Time for Jersey City, After Dark

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