Don't forget all you Hep Cats and Kittens, Johnny will be signing copies of his new book at Republic in New York tonight

Johnny will be signing copies of his new book "Oreos, Doritos; My Time as a Guard for the Wicked Witch of the West" at Republic off of Union Square in the Big Appletini tonight. Due to time constraints he cannot make balloon animals or do cartoon character imitations anymore. He's not a trained monkey ya know, just an unskilled one who constantly proves the old adage "A million monkeys with a million typewriters..."